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Men’s Dakota Cologne

Let’s set the scene. You’re in a beautiful dining room, alone with dozens of incredibly beautiful women. You are lying on the table wearing little more than a heavy splash of Men’s Dakota Cologne. You are the smorgasbord. All the women crowd in closer to sample the delicasies spread before them. That would be you, Mr. Delicassie.

The women rush forward like a band of crazed banshees, but they pay no attention to you lying there. All they are aware of is a delicious citrus floral fragrances and a wild assortment of lemon, lime, basil, bergamot, and lavender to go along with tantalizing hints of amber, sandalwood, cedarwood and vetiver.

They women begin to grasp and tear at your flesh, maddened by the exotic fragrances that is you. Finally, as they begin tearing you to pieces, you panic. “What’s happening to me?” you wonder as the fury of the crowd intensifies feverishly.

Then it all comes back to you. While you were at JC Western Wear, you sampled a few squirts of the Men’s Dakota Cologne sitting on the counter. The crowd continued to draw closer and closer until finally … you woke up.

The next time you try a splash, you will know what to expect.

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